Those Aren't Pants

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  We're here to point out that you're not wearing pants.

  You should buy some pants.

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  • 1 year ago
  

  We live in a futuristic time where a garment can convince the world that you were born with fused ass cheeks.  That garment is not cellulite proof and it is causing the faces of children across the Midwest to violently blur.

  Daftbot found these on PeopleOfWalmart

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  • 2 years ago
  

  The latest trend in Walmart cashier fashion: invisible, cellulite enhancing leggings.

  Submitted by Robot Artist, who added:

  Seriously, these not-pants were so sheer, I had to doublecheck to make sure this Walmart cashier was actually wearing SOMETHING.
  

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  • 2 years ago
  

  This woman doesn’t wear pants while shopping at Walmart.  To her, nothing beats a good slathering of Gulden’s Spicy Brown.

  Submitted by: Adam

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  • 2 years ago
  

  Nothing is classier than holes cut into already transparent leggings.  There’s a magical balance of tension and opacity involved with identifying pants, but when calculus is used to understand this unsightly specimen, the limit approaches negative infinity.

  Submitted by: sh4y who found it on People of Walmart