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We're here to point out that you're not wearing pants.
You should buy some pants.
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It’s nice to know who wears the sweatpants in this relationship. If you haven’t figured it out, it’s the bipedal manatee with the gross Uggs.
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Chicken nuggets and a piece of Rain-Blo bubble gum: The best way to unwind after a day of being tossed from box cars by illegal immigrants who are poor enough to risk death, but wealthy enough to own pants.
Reblogged from: fashionminx
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New Look for 2011: Voting Booth Chic.
Why bother with pants when you can keep your femininity at bay with this long shirt made from the same black canvas curtain that keeps our ballots secret? Next year, cast your vote for a wardrobe that empowers you with the sexuality of an over-sized lamp shade, a day-time TV judge, or simply an asshole who put their clothes on backwards.
(Source: slowsouth)
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Attention ladies: “Morning After White Zombie Concert Date Rape” is the new look. Simply throw away your expensive attention-seeking boots and huge sunglasses and cry a lot while wearing pure garbage. Pro-tip: Do a little research and find out what The Salvation Army does with clothes that even the homeless have refused to take.
(Source: chibimoon666)
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We live in a futuristic time where a garment can convince the world that you were born with fused ass cheeks. That garment is not cellulite proof and it is causing the faces of children across the Midwest to violently blur.
Daftbot found these on PeopleOfWalmart
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A pair of pants at a Lady Gaga performance is like a heterosexual male at a Lady Gaga performance. Not even Wesley Snipes clutching metallic lightning can out do her mastery of notpants.
Submitted by: asilecchio
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This woman doesn’t wear pants while shopping at Walmart. To her, nothing beats a good slathering of Gulden’s Spicy Brown.
Submitted by: Adam
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“Why should we be made to wait when there are cell phones that don’t have blurry pictures of our asses on them?”
Submitted by: Mike
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A pile of accessories is not an outfit and while the torn stockings detract from a questionably masculine face, they’re not pants.
Submitted by: facehunter
