How do you photograph yourself when you’re trying to entice your eighth grade English teacher into a career-ending, community-ostracizing, red-dot-on-a-map placing rendezvous? If you’re doing it with pants, you’re doing it wrong.
(Source: un-censored)
This young woman has decided that the her face and vagina need the exact opposite amount of exposure to the elements. Also, the guy in the background must really like loose fitting grey khakis, because some would argue that he’s photographing the wrong ass.
Reblogged from fuckyeahcameltoe
You know you’re not wearing pants when it looks like your legs have gills.
(via dopeassfashion)
An Ikea customer wears sheer leggings in Atlanta and it makes perfect sense to me. If you’re buying notfurniture, you may as well be wearing notpants.
Submitted by: apoormansmemory
This woman doesn’t wear pants while shopping at Walmart. To her, nothing beats a good slathering of Gulden’s Spicy Brown.
Submitted by: Adam
A tip for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day: Get drunk after you get dressed.
Submitted by: cmbeard