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    • 1 year ago
    How do you photograph yourself when you’re trying to entice your eighth grade English teacher into a career-ending, community-ostracizing, red-dot-on-a-map placing rendezvous?  If you’re doing it with pants, you’re doing it wrong.

    How do you photograph yourself when you’re trying to entice your eighth grade English teacher into a career-ending, community-ostracizing, red-dot-on-a-map placing rendezvous?  If you’re doing it with pants, you’re doing it wrong.

    (Source: un-censored)

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    • 1 year ago
    This young woman has decided that the her face and vagina need the exact opposite amount of exposure to the elements.  Also, the guy in the background must really like loose fitting grey khakis, because some would argue that he’s photographing the wrong ass.
Reblogged from fuckyeahcameltoe

    This young woman has decided that the her face and vagina need the exact opposite amount of exposure to the elements.  Also, the guy in the background must really like loose fitting grey khakis, because some would argue that he’s photographing the wrong ass.

    Reblogged from fuckyeahcameltoe

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    • 1 year ago
    Hey look, a cat.
If you don’t really care about wearing pants, buy these leggings.

    Hey look, a cat.

    If you don’t really care about wearing pants, buy these leggings.

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    • 1 year ago
    You know you’re not wearing pants when it looks like your legs have gills.

    You know you’re not wearing pants when it looks like your legs have gills.

    (via dopeassfashion)

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    • 2 years ago
    An Ikea customer wears sheer leggings in Atlanta and it makes perfect sense to me.  If you’re buying notfurniture, you may as well be wearing notpants.
Submitted by: apoormansmemory

    An Ikea customer wears sheer leggings in Atlanta and it makes perfect sense to me.  If you’re buying notfurniture, you may as well be wearing notpants.

    Submitted by: apoormansmemory

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    • 2 years ago
    This woman doesn’t wear pants while shopping at Walmart.  To her, nothing beats a good slathering of Gulden’s Spicy Brown.
Submitted by: Adam

    This woman doesn’t wear pants while shopping at Walmart.  To her, nothing beats a good slathering of Gulden’s Spicy Brown.

    Submitted by: Adam

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    • 2 years ago
    A tip for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day: Get drunk after you get dressed.
Submitted by: cmbeard

    A tip for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day: Get drunk after you get dressed.

    Submitted by: cmbeard


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