Those Aren't Pants

Megan Fox finishes up her busy day of having everything other than thumb appearance work out in her favor while wearing a slathering of cloth that she refers to as workout pants. Dear readers: do not be fooled - those are not pants. The last time she wore pants was sometime around the first instance of Brian Austin Green unironically wearing a Parker Lewis Can’t Lose shirt.

Note: For those of you who might be a little too young for a Parker Lewis reference, let’s just say it was a long, long time ago.