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It seems the rumors are true: Kim Kardashian’s ass is not real. It is a bouncy ball from the world’s largest vending machine. We wouldn’t have been able to drop this bombshell of a story if she were wearing pants, but her awful granny panties were not enough to conceal her deception.
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It appears that Kim Kardashian is giving a ration of shit to the manager of a salon because she was displeased with comments from the Asian women belt-sanding her feet. Apparently, she doesn’t appreciate being told that her ass looks like a kangaroo’s pouch. I know that jeggings seem to be popping up everywhere, but if they’re making you resemble a zoo animal, it’s safe to say that you’re not wearing pants.
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Kim Kardashian penalizes a mall shopper with a 15 yard penalty for wearing pants that obscure visibility of ass cellulite.
Submitted by: Scott H.
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Kim Kardashian doesn’t wear pants at the dry cleaners. Instead, she throws on her everyday/around the house spandex so she can be comfortable while waiting for her freshly laundered club/press conference/church tights.
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Kim Kardashian isn’t wearing pants, she’s wearing super-dense dark matter.
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Kim Kardashian isn’t wearing pants and neither is her male friend’s head.
