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    • 10 months ago
    If you think this is a good look, I hope I never run into you.  I wouldn’t want to offend you with my offer of a hot bowl of soup and directions to a halfway house.  There are only two reasons why this garment would need to exist: Your labia weigh in at fifteen pounds or you’re a woman who is fed up with looking like you’re unlikely to kill someone for their shoes.

    If you think this is a good look, I hope I never run into you.  I wouldn’t want to offend you with my offer of a hot bowl of soup and directions to a halfway house.  There are only two reasons why this garment would need to exist: Your labia weigh in at fifteen pounds or you’re a woman who is fed up with looking like you’re unlikely to kill someone for their shoes.

    (via fashiongoss)

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    • 1 year ago
    Chicken nuggets and a piece of Rain-Blo bubble gum: The best way to unwind after a day of being tossed from box cars by illegal immigrants who are poor enough to risk death, but wealthy enough to own pants.
Reblogged from: fashionminx

    Chicken nuggets and a piece of Rain-Blo bubble gum: The best way to unwind after a day of being tossed from box cars by illegal immigrants who are poor enough to risk death, but wealthy enough to own pants.

    Reblogged from: fashionminx

    (via fashionminx-deactivated20110116)


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