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We're here to point out that you're not wearing pants.
You should buy some pants.
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Any of my followers would know that I’m a zombie apocalypse skeptic. Please accept my humble apology. I was wrong - zombies are very real. Be warned - they can be difficult to identify. Look for horrible zebra leggings and excessive shitty jewelry. This is not a drill. They will eat your brains and force you to listen to Fat Boys cassettes.
