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We're here to point out that you're not wearing pants.
You should buy some pants.
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It’s winter: beat the blustering cold with an eggnog latte and see-through leggings. For additional protection, wear the same boots as a potential assailant who’s likely to throw you into their van as punishment for walking the streets with a visible anus.
