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    • 1 year ago
    This young woman has decided that the her face and vagina need the exact opposite amount of exposure to the elements.  Also, the guy in the background must really like loose fitting grey khakis, because some would argue that he’s photographing the wrong ass.
Reblogged from fuckyeahcameltoe

    This young woman has decided that the her face and vagina need the exact opposite amount of exposure to the elements.  Also, the guy in the background must really like loose fitting grey khakis, because some would argue that he’s photographing the wrong ass.

    Reblogged from fuckyeahcameltoe

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    • 2 years ago
    Those aren’t pants and that’s not Linda Tripp.  It’s Christina Aguilera, bored to tears with being married to a bipedal three toed sloth.
Submitted by: ejmcgrathiii

    Those aren’t pants and that’s not Linda Tripp.  It’s Christina Aguilera, bored to tears with being married to a bipedal three toed sloth.

    Submitted by: ejmcgrathiii

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    • 2 years ago
    Solange Knowles tries to remind people that she’s in the entertainment business while wearing an outfit that is made from Fruit Stripe Gum.
Submitted by: TheGermfreak

    Solange Knowles tries to remind people that she’s in the entertainment business while wearing an outfit that is made from Fruit Stripe Gum.

    Submitted by: TheGermfreak

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    • 2 years ago
    Looks like Leighton Meester’s gonna need a pair of pants.  It seems she’s stained her cameltoe with blueberries and coffee enema.

    Looks like Leighton Meester’s gonna need a pair of pants.  It seems she’s stained her cameltoe with blueberries and coffee enema.

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    • 2 years ago
    With a little hard work, good grades, and a quick tenure at finishing school, your daughter could find herself leading a dignified, meaningful life… or she could just end up perched atop a man who is simultaneously wearing a baseball cap and a suit as her vagina suffocates, fighting for its last breath, against a tight sheeting of 3 ply plastic.  The choice is ultimately hers.
Submitted by: teaaddict

    With a little hard work, good grades, and a quick tenure at finishing school, your daughter could find herself leading a dignified, meaningful life… or she could just end up perched atop a man who is simultaneously wearing a baseball cap and a suit as her vagina suffocates, fighting for its last breath, against a tight sheeting of 3 ply plastic.  The choice is ultimately hers.

    Submitted by: teaaddict


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