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    • 3 months ago
    It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.
Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.
If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice.  Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.
Submitted by babs

    It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.

    Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.

    If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice.  Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.

    Submitted by babs

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    • 8 months ago
    tohellwithallthehappiness:

their my favourite leggings in the world.

Her least favorite pair have “There, Their, and They’re” printed on them.
Poor grammar aside, I hope that young girls stop wearing celestial patterns - or phrases like “shoot for the stars” will be become one of those things you can only say to aspiring pedophiles.

    tohellwithallthehappiness:

    their my favourite leggings in the world.

    Her least favorite pair have “There, Their, and They’re” printed on them.

    Poor grammar aside, I hope that young girls stop wearing celestial patterns - or phrases like “shoot for the stars” will be become one of those things you can only say to aspiring pedophiles.


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