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    • 5 months ago
    It seems the rumors are true: Kim Kardashian’s ass is not real.  It is a bouncy ball from the world’s largest vending machine.  We wouldn’t have been able to drop this bombshell of a story if she were wearing pants, but her awful granny panties were not enough to conceal her deception.

    It seems the rumors are true: Kim Kardashian’s ass is not real.  It is a bouncy ball from the world’s largest vending machine.  We wouldn’t have been able to drop this bombshell of a story if she were wearing pants, but her awful granny panties were not enough to conceal her deception.

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