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    • 6 months ago
    Megan Fox finishes up her busy day of having everything other than thumb appearance work out in her favor while wearing a slathering of cloth that she refers to as workout pants.  Dear readers: do not be fooled - those are not pants.  The last time she wore pants was sometime around the first instance of Brian Austin Green unironically wearing a Parker Lewis Can’t Lose shirt.
Note: For those of you who might be a little too young for a Parker Lewis reference, let’s just say it was a long, long time ago.

    Megan Fox finishes up her busy day of having everything other than thumb appearance work out in her favor while wearing a slathering of cloth that she refers to as workout pants.  Dear readers: do not be fooled - those are not pants.  The last time she wore pants was sometime around the first instance of Brian Austin Green unironically wearing a Parker Lewis Can’t Lose shirt.

    Note: For those of you who might be a little too young for a Parker Lewis reference, let’s just say it was a long, long time ago.

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