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  • 10 months ago
  

  If you think this is a good look, I hope I never run into you.  I wouldn’t want to offend you with my offer of a hot bowl of soup and directions to a halfway house.  There are only two reasons why this garment would need to exist: Your labia weigh in at fifteen pounds or you’re a woman who is fed up with looking like you’re unlikely to kill someone for their shoes.

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  1. allisonbartlett reblogged this from notpants and added:

     Sooo very unflattering….

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  6. notpants reblogged this from fashiongoss and added:

     If you think this...a good look, I hope I never run into you. I wouldn’t want to offend...

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