Those Aren't Pants

This is our generation’s answer to War’s End Kiss, a famous photo that captured the spirit of a time in our history. However, instead of defeating an imperialistic Japanese empire, our generation has done something far greater: we’ve invented pants that allow witnesses to pick our anuses out of a lineup - and we didn’t stop there.

We’ve also found a way to guarantee that every young girl will have the ass she was to get at 50 years while keeping her seventh grade waist. It’s called, “having no goals or hobbies apart from acquiring things” and though it’s short-lived, it is highly effective.

Piggyback snacking and sloth onto teenage metabolism and the results are incredible. Twenty inch waists with Italian Grandmother asses can be seen walking into malls across the nation and scientists predict that within twenty years, this attractive look could last up to three years for a girl of moderate uselessness.

Advancement we can hope for. That’s the nature of our country: advancement and stretchy fabric.

God bless America.
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