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    • 1 year ago
    It appears that Kim Kardashian is giving a ration of shit to the manager of a salon because she was displeased with comments from the Asian women belt-sanding her feet.  Apparently, she doesn’t appreciate being told that her ass looks like a kangaroo’s pouch.  I know that jeggings seem to be popping up everywhere, but if they’re making you resemble a zoo animal, it’s safe to say that you’re not wearing pants.

    It appears that Kim Kardashian is giving a ration of shit to the manager of a salon because she was displeased with comments from the Asian women belt-sanding her feet.  Apparently, she doesn’t appreciate being told that her ass looks like a kangaroo’s pouch.  I know that jeggings seem to be popping up everywhere, but if they’re making you resemble a zoo animal, it’s safe to say that you’re not wearing pants.

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