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    • 1 year ago
    When you’re hungry for aging, picked over slices of pizza - who has time for pants?  Not this low budget threesome.  They’re about to make tonight a memorable evening of forbidden passion, kicked off by splitting a slice of mall Sicilian.  Question: Who’s going to pick up the hefty four dollar tab?  Is it the girl with the entry level Karate belt, the guy who possibly survived a pitbull bite to the ass, or the pantsless girl wearing sandals and one of her father’s leaf raking shirts?

    When you’re hungry for aging, picked over slices of pizza - who has time for pants?  Not this low budget threesome.  They’re about to make tonight a memorable evening of forbidden passion, kicked off by splitting a slice of mall Sicilian.  Question: Who’s going to pick up the hefty four dollar tab?  Is it the girl with the entry level Karate belt, the guy who possibly survived a pitbull bite to the ass, or the pantsless girl wearing sandals and one of her father’s leaf raking shirts?

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