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  • 1 year ago
  

  New Look for 2011: Voting Booth Chic.

  Why bother with pants when you can keep your femininity at bay with this long shirt made from the same black canvas curtain that keeps our ballots secret?  Next year, cast your vote for a wardrobe that empowers you with the sexuality of an over-sized lamp shade, a day-time TV judge, or simply an asshole who put their clothes on backwards.

  (Source: slowsouth)

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