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  • 1 year ago
  

  bokimu:

  notpants:

  It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.

  Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.

  If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice.  Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.

  Submitted by babs

  Even though these look cool, wow, rude much in your comments?? Okay, we fucking get it. Some big girls don’t flattering in leggings. I’m one of them. And I don’t like like leggings that much anyways. Believe me though, not all fat girls are lazy, sleep-the-day-away cows. Some of us are productive in things that may not be that physical. I’m sure no one will notice this rant thought. But I do hope you consider thinking what you say next time or else you’d gonna lose out on potential clientele >:(

  I apologize. I didn’t mean to insinuate that all fat girls are lazy - just those who forget to proofread their ham handed ( intended pun) replies.

  (via kimpoleon)

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     these are dopee

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     ha

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      I’m not even obese you idiot. I’m just opposed to people that are jerks.

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      Why, so you can feast on my roasted flesh? Why start eating healthy now? We all know you really hope I die in a deep...

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      cool, wow, rude much in your comments?? Okay, we fucking get it. Some big girls don’t flattering in leggings. I’m...

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      These are not pants.

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