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  • 1 year ago
  

  Attention ladies: “Morning After White Zombie Concert Date Rape” is the new look.  Simply throw away your expensive attention-seeking boots and huge sunglasses and cry a lot while wearing pure garbage.  Pro-tip: Do a little research and find out what The Salvation Army does with clothes that even the homeless have refused to take.

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