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  • 1 year ago
  

  We live in a futuristic time where a garment can convince the world that you were born with fused ass cheeks.  That garment is not cellulite proof and it is causing the faces of children across the Midwest to violently blur.

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     REALLY ??? HOW DO YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK.. “YUP THIS IS CUTE, I’M GOING OUT LIKE THIS” !?

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      hahah gottta love people

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      omg, I legit thought she wasn’t wearing pants...had a condition.

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      WHY would anyone wear something like this? :|

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