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  • 1 year ago
  

  At first I thought this classy lady might be on the way to an orphanage or a soup kitchen, but then I realized that the only charity involved in this scenario would be the sober guy who calls her more than once.

  There are certain outfits that let people know how you’re expecting your night to go - this is one of them.  While we can’t see the entire look, I’d wager a high amount that she’s matched her “whoever rubs their crotch on the back of them can take the bus back home with me” leggings with a “I’m staring at a glowing rectangle and tapping things” vacant stare.

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