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    • 1 year ago
    If you were wondering if it was possible to wear something that would make it look as though you’ve dealt more than your share of Hepatitis C, stop wondering and start applying slightly chrome-colored spraypaint to your legging covered hindquarters.   Bonus for the rare breed of whore who is also a WW2 enthusiast: Make your racial intentions known and stencil in a German Iron Cross on each ass cheek. It’s important that a lady does not send mixed signals. Reblogged from purpleheadeddragon, who hopes to look just as.. good.

    If you were wondering if it was possible to wear something that would make it look as though you’ve dealt more than your share of Hepatitis C, stop wondering and start applying slightly chrome-colored spraypaint to your legging covered hindquarters.  

    Bonus for the rare breed of whore who is also a WW2 enthusiast: Make your racial intentions known and stencil in a German Iron Cross on each ass cheek.

    It’s important that a lady does not send mixed signals.

    Reblogged from purpleheadeddragon, who hopes to look just as.. good.

    (via thesoulsucker-deactivated201204)

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