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You should buy some pants.
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This is awful! Who would put candy and vampire bat clip art over Michael Jackson autopsy photos?
So disrespectful.
(Source: dobutsi)
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Why, so you can feast on my roasted flesh? Why start eating healthy now? We all know you really hope I die in a deep fryer.
I apologize. I didn’t mean to insinuate that all fat girls are lazy - just those who forget to proofread their ham handed ( intended pun) replies.It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.
Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.
If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice. Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.
Submitted by babs
Even though these look cool, wow, rude much in your comments?? Okay, we fucking get it. Some big girls don’t flattering in leggings. I’m one of them. And I don’t like like leggings that much anyways. Believe me though, not all fat girls are lazy, sleep-the-day-away cows. Some of us are productive in things that may not be that physical. I’m sure no one will notice this rant thought. But I do hope you consider thinking what you say next time or else you’d gonna lose out on potential clientele >:(
What a fucking dickface. Seriously, I need this person to go die in a fire.
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I apologize. I didn’t mean to insinuate that all fat girls are lazy - just those who forget to proofread their ham handed ( intended pun) replies.It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.
Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.
If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice. Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.
Submitted by babs
Even though these look cool, wow, rude much in your comments?? Okay, we fucking get it. Some big girls don’t flattering in leggings. I’m one of them. And I don’t like like leggings that much anyways. Believe me though, not all fat girls are lazy, sleep-the-day-away cows. Some of us are productive in things that may not be that physical. I’m sure no one will notice this rant thought. But I do hope you consider thinking what you say next time or else you’d gonna lose out on potential clientele >:(
(via kimpoleon)
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It seems they’ve found a way to make skin-tight look even tighter than skin.
Frankly, I approve of these leggings, because they’ll eventually be adopted by huge, broccoli-can’t-save-you obese girls who will look as though they’ve finally been punished for the black magic they’ve been taking advantage of, allowing them to cram 30 hours of DVR programming into their six waking hours.
If these start selling like the hotcakes (and believe me, they purchase a lot of hotcakes), we’ll all be able to pretend that these ladies have finally been brought to justice. Either that or it will be impossible to walk into a Coldstone Creamery without puking forever.
Submitted by babs
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It’s winter: beat the blustering cold with an eggnog latte and see-through leggings. For additional protection, wear the same boots as a potential assailant who’s likely to throw you into their van as punishment for walking the streets with a visible anus.
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At first I thought this classy lady might be on the way to an orphanage or a soup kitchen, but then I realized that the only charity involved in this scenario would be the sober guy who calls her more than once.
There are certain outfits that let people know how you’re expecting your night to go - this is one of them. While we can’t see the entire look, I’d wager a high amount that she’s matched her “whoever rubs their crotch on the back of them can take the bus back home with me” leggings with a “I’m staring at a glowing rectangle and tapping things” vacant stare.
(via drivenbyfashion)
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dressed up to no good.
I think addressing this image is beyond the scope of my site. To tell this girl that she isn’t wearing pants would be like telling a homeless man that one of his his jackets could use a laundering. There are bigger issues at play here and I can’t put my finger on them because I was only born with ten fingers.
(Source: princess-peach-is-a-slut)
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If I can see knee wrinkles and diagnose an ACL tear - you’re not wearing pants.
(Source: pantophobiaisatrick)
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for once in my life I forgot the designer… blame the alcohol
This was a custom piece designed for a frail, effeminate Brittish man who pretended to be a robot on several occasions. The name of the designer escapes me too, but I seem to remember that he had a frog neck and couldn’t stop modifying his fucking movies.
